A few months from now would have marked my 10 Year Anniversary of not giving a talk in church. I had already planned out a big party to celebrate and who I would ask to give a talk at my said party.
My world came crashing down two Sunday's ago. I was at home minding my own business when I got a phone call. I looked down at the number and didn't recognize it. I usually don't answer the phone in these situations. For whatever reason, I picked up. Here is how the call went (more or less...I obviously can't remember it word for word):
Me: Hello?
He Who Must Not Be Named: Is this Sister Cluff?
Me: Yes.
Unknown caller (at the time): Hey, it's Brother Jensen. How are you doing?
Me: Pretty good.
Brother Jensen: Are you feeling any better? I saw Chad at church today and he said you were sick.
Me: I'm feeling a little better, but still a little sick.
Brother Jensen: That's good. I hope you continue to get better. Well, the bishopric have been talking and we were inspired to ask you to give a talk for us this coming Sunday. Would this work for you?
Me: (Complete silence)
Brother Jensen: The talk is on sacrifice. We really think that you would do a good job and think the members of the ward would benefit from your words about the topic.
Me: Uhhh. Wow. I don't know what to say. I haven't given a talk in church since I was in high school!
Brother Jensen: Well, this will just bring back all that awkwardness then!
Me: Yes it will.
Brother Jensen: Sister Cluff, we really were inspired to ask you and we would love for you to give this talk. We have faith that you will do a great job.
Me: I guess.
Brother Jensen: Great. We really appreciate you and your husband and all that you do for the ward. We really can't thank you enough.
Seriously?? How do you say no to that? For those of you who don't know Brother Jensen (which is most of you that read our blog!), he is the nicest guy in the world. He is so sincere. You could tell he wasn't saying all of that just to say it. But I had a panic attack as soon as I hung up the phone. When I told Chad what happened and that I said yes, he freaked out. He was just as shocked as I was that I would say yes.
Speaking in public terrifies me. To death. Honestly. You know when Jerry Seinfeld says that the average person would rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy? Well, that's me. I have no fear of death but complete fear of public speaking. I think of lot of it goes back to high school and jr. high and some traumatizing incidents that happened there.
So I made Chad give me a blessing (a prayer of comfort is the easiest way to sum it up for those who don't know what a blessing is) so I would at least survive the week and be able to prepare the talk. I'd worry about actually giving it later.
I was able to put together the talk without much problem (thank you lds.org!). My dad also gave me a book of quotes that helped me out. I practiced it Saturday night, Sunday morning and Sunday during Sacrament. My mom, sister, 3 nieces, and sister-in-law came to support me. Obviously Chad was there, too. It was very comforting to look down and see their faces.
During the Sacrament I said a prayer that I would be able to get through the talk, not be nervous, speak clearly and slowing (I tend to talk fast when I nervous), get across what I wanted to say, and that the Holy Ghost would be with me. Fortunately for me (and everyone else at my church!) all of the things I prayed for came true. The minute I stepped up there, my nerves settled and I was able to speak calmly. It was the calmest I have felt speaking in front of a crowd. And this is counting all the times I have had to teach Relief Society (this is what they call the class that the women in our church go to). And most importantly, I felt the Holy Ghost by my side guiding me through the talk.
So, I survived. My ten year clock has now been reset. So I don't plan on giving another talk in church until 2020. Knock on wood. But I'm serious. 2020. Not the vision, but the year. Besides, I see 20/10. Thank you lasik!
Seriously though, 2020. In case you forgot.